Tickling is not fun... its torture

Ok people... it is time to get this one thing straight, because I fear most of the world is severely mistaken.  Tickling is NOT fun... it's pure torture in one of its worst forms.  Do not take this lightly because it is not a joke.  For those of you out there that bear the burden of being as ticklish as I am, you know what I'm talking about.  The unfortunate result of being tickled is laughter, and here lies the foundation of your confusion.  The tickler... or torturer if you will, sees the victims uncontrollable laughter and thinks he/she is having fun or God forbids... enjoys it.  This assumption would of course fall under every other instance of laughter and can understandably be confusing to those who have never felt the wrath of being tickled.  But I say here, now, take this with you for the rest of your life... tickling is the one exception to the rule of laughter.  Do not be fooled by this cruel distraction, outside you might see all smiles and joy, but inside we are slowly dying, suffocating, writhing with pain.... and can do naught but wait for the torturer to end this misery... unable to defend ourselves.  So I ask you, nay I plead you... next time you intend to tickle someone... ask yourself these two simple questions; 1) is this person a friend or an enemy... and 2) do they deserve the impending torture I plan to inflict on them?