Brighten your day by watching this video!

Cute kids and Florence would cheer anyone up, but this goes beyond cuteness!! I think I'll watch it again... definitely keeping this in the vault for dreary days!

Best Golf Photo EVER!

No posing... no photoshop... this is an actual photo taken when Tiger miffed a shot and hit a cameraman.  CrAAAAAzy cool!!!! LOVE IT!

And the award for BEST TRAILER EVER goes to.....

HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS!!!!!

Easiest decision ever! These two trailers are epic! I think I stopped breathing during them because they are just so intense and AWESOME! CAN NOT WAIT till the movie comes out.... 1 ticket for the first showing please! The only sad part is this is the final end of the Harry Potter adventure.  No more books, no more movies... sad sad day.

Dear J.K. Rowling,

I propose that you write a series of "Harry Potter" books about his parents generation at Hogwarts.  The four boys (James, Sirius, Lupin and Wormtail) and their rival with Snape, and the rise of Voldemort and the love story between James and Lily.

Please consider this proposal.  Thank you for your time.

Signed,

Every Harry Potter Fan

P.S. WE LOVE YOU!

Wanda Sykes Stand Up Bit: "Mom, I'm Black."

Here is a clip from Wanda Sykes stand up routine comparing being black to being gay.  Not only is it HIGH-larious... but it shows the majority of society's view on homosexuality in a way that shows how ridiculous it is.  I don't think a world class philosopher could have explained it any better.  No first rate activist could have made the point more clear and in better terms, the use of humor makes the whole argument seem even more outrageous  Props to Wanda.

A Magical Experience only Disney can Create!

California Adventure's new attraction, the amazing water display... World of Color.  I have yet to see it in person, but even in this video it is absolutely out-of-this-world AMAZING!!!! Literally only something that Disney can come up with.  Time and time again, Disney accomplishes feats of real magic that the rest of us only conceive of in fantasy.

I am giddy with excitement for the weekend of October 8th when I make my official return to Disneyland or "the park" as we, my Disneyland friends.... yes I have a group of friends specifically for trips to Disneyland ... as we call it.  It has been 18 months since my last visit, way WAY too long in my mind for Disneyland really is the happiest place on earth, and for Californians a place that should be frequented as often as possible.  And believe me, I have done my fair share of traveling... and yes there are some amazing places out there, but none that brings more pure happiness to people than that of Disneyland.  I swear just the thought of the park brings my childhood smile back to my face.  I think Disneyland could be legally accredited as a type of rehab facilitation or therapy for patients suffering from depression, because one hour in Disneyland would cure anyone of anything from heartache to full blown depression.  It truly just makes you happy.  You get to be a kid again and see the world with childlike marvel.  Rides like Peter Pan or Pirates... which have no thrill effect what so ever are some of the guest favorites.  And don't lie... you get excited when you see Mickey or Belle walking around and will wait in line to get a picture with them.... yeah I know, me too!

Now, according to my park-devoted, annual-pass-holding disney-freak friends... World of Color is hands down the best attraction at both Disneyland and Cali... and THAT is saying something! I literally might pee my pants I'm so excited to see it!! AHHHHH!!!! T-16 days!

I say Janelle, You hear Gina

So apparently in non-English speaking countries Janelle translates into Gina. It's a little bizarre. All through out my travels, when ever I am in a non-English speaking country and I introduce myself people assume my name is Gina.

"Hello, my name is Janelle."

"Gina?"

"No, Janelle"

"Gina?"

"No Ja-nell... Ja-nell"

"Gina?"

"Yeah ok, Gina it is."

The first time I encountered this was in Italy, so I just assumed it was something with the Italian accent and the inability to say Janelle. However, it was the same in Spain, France, Germany, Tanzania, Peru and Costa Rica.

You could say that it has something to do with latin languages... Italian, French, Spanish... even German, but Swahili?? I mean what is it with the name Janelle that is so difficult? It's has gotten to the point where I just introduce myself as Gina to foreigners.

Gina also doesn't even sound like Janelle. They are completely different names. The only similarities is the beginning sound. I just think it's weird, that's all.

Dollar Redesign Project Report Card

I have seen the proposals for the Dollar Redesign Project and I am sorry, but they are terrible. Personally I like our paper bills the way they are, but I am always open to new ideas. And so I ventured to an article displaying some of the concepts that people have created for this project and I was sorely disappointed. Most of them were laughable they were so bad... some made me cringe... some made me sad to be an American.... some were good art work but never something I would actually consider as a replacement for our dollar bills, but all in all it was just failure.

Grade: D -

This design is crap. I love Obama, but really? On the one dollar bill, the most printed unit of paper money in circulation? No way. He's great, but let's be real... he doesn't touch good ol George. It just makes sense, first president is the face of the one dollar bill, he is a fore father... THE fore father if you will. We are not replacing him. And I just don't like the different sizes... you know how annoying that is going to be? needing a wallet that can fit the 50 or 100, but will most likely just hold the 1's, 5's and 20's. It's just not necessary to do, tellers can fan out your money to count it... it's not that difficult.

Grade: F

Ok, I almost didn't even want to include the above design because it is just an insult to our country. Hollywood... really? I mean.... REALLY? Whoever designed this must not think much of our country. Hollywood is great entertainment, but no way no how is it going to be put on our dollar bills. I state here and now, if this design is elected then I am moving. Goodbye America... Hello Italy? Bali? Costa Rica?

Grade: B -

This design was my favorite of the bunch. I actually like it a lot, but it still isn't good enough to replace our current dollar bill. To me that green piece of paper is symbolic. It is part of our culture. And its going to take something amazing beyond amazing... something out of this world good to change my mind.

Grade: B for design, C for US dollar design

These were kinda coll. I like the colors and some of the choice of faces, but still... doesn't stand up against what we have now. But I commend the artist... it is good work, creative... modern yet classic looking. Maybe send the concept on over to another country. Tanzania could use some work... the shillings are a little monopoly-money looking.

Grade: F

Horrible, just horrible. It's like they weren't even trying. This is the US people... if it isn't epic... if you didn't put a lot of thought and effort behind your concept... if you don't love this country... then don't even try. P.S. What is with the yellow? Awful! Hurts my eyes a little.

Grade: C -

Good work... I like the look of the design, the font and the colors are good... but needs something else. Something that makes you look at it and think "YES!... That is the one"

And so I conclude... the Dollar Redesign Project is a great idea in thought but so far has failed to find any design worthy of consideration.

Photoshop Fun: Key to my Heart

Fun with Illustrator

Backpackers Guide to Costa Rica

Are you a backpacker heading to the lovely country of Costa Rica? Well my friend, you are in luck. Backpacker to backpacker here are a few tips for your trip....

1. Check out Puerto Viejo on the Caribbean coast and book a hammock at Rockin J's. By far the best hostel there and no need to get a room or a tent, the hammocks are super comfortable and cheap ($4 per night in off season, $6 or$7 per night in high season). While your there head to the southern beaches, the first one is about a 10 min walk from Rockin J's. A couple good bars, but honestly I had the best times just partyin at J's. (Note: buy booze across the street at the market, way cheaper)

2. Manuel Antonio: probably my favorite place in Costa Rica. Great beach town and the best national park that I went to was there. Saw a ton of animals!! Monkeys EVERYWHERE!! Stay at Costa Linda Backpackers. It is another great hostel, and the only one down at the beach ($10 per night no matter what room). Even if you don't stay there, go there for breakfast!! Approx $3 and you get enough food to last you the whole day. Then head to the beach. Best bars are in Quepos, but it's also fun just to drink at the hostel with your new friends (that you are bound to meet cause this hostel is awesome).

3. Jaco: If you're going there just to party then stay in Jaco... great nightlife there, but otherwise head 5 minutes south to Playa Hermosa... more of a surfers town, super small... but great hostels and a much better beach. Plus at night go swimming in the ocean, there are minuscule jelly fish that light up when you disturb the water. Looks like your sparkling when you swim and they don't sting you! Coolest thing ever! Trust!

4. Definitely check out Montezuma. Another beach town, but has a million great beaches. The best one is a 45 minute walk (Playa Grande)... as the name suggests, it is HUGE!! Also trek to the waterfalls and find someone that knows where the upper waterfall is and have them take you to it... where the rope swing is (you have to climb a hill so wear decent shoes... I did it in sandals and didn't work too well, but is do-able). Also this is a good beach to build a bonfire with your hostel friends and just drink and chill on the beach. (Note: the national park there is crap... my friends went and didn't see one animal, don't waste your time or money).

5. La Fortuna is the best place for jungly stuff. Arenal is an awesome volcano, the best hot springs in the country are there and a beautiful lake. Stay at Arenal Backpackers ($13 per night)... one of the nicest hostels in Costa Rica. Resorty even. Has a great pool, restaurant, bar (happy hour is like all night... 2 for 1 drinks and their menu is huge). Get your excursion packages at the hostel... great prices! $40 for a jungle hike to a waterfall around the volcano, then go to volcano view point and watch the sunset over the lake and then see the lava, then head to the hot springs where a great buffet dinner is included then enjoy the hot springs until 10 or 11 pm (ps. it's like $22 entrance to the hot springs alone so this is a great deal), plus transportation is included. Also if you have a free day, find a local or someone who knows where the water hole is and check it out. It has a rope swing and is a great spot for a swim.

6. Monteverde: Best spot for the canopy tours and cloud forest tours.

7. Tamarindo area is cool, but extremely developed. Wasn't my fav spot, kinda reminded me of San Diego.

8. If you are there for 2 weeks or more... I strongly suggest that you head to panama for a couple days and check out Bocas Del Torro. My best week was spent there.... great people, best party scene, great beaches.... and super cheap. Girls drink basically for free. Stay at the Gran Kahuna. Plus some of the best snorkeling... the water is super freaking clear!!!

9. Lastly if you have to spend some nights in San Jose stay at either Pangea or Costa Rica Backpackers. Def the two best hostels there. Pangea has a bar on the roof with an amazing view, but Costa Rica backpackers has a great garden and pool area with two bars and full restaurant. I personally likes Costa Rica Backpackers better, but that is just my preference.

10. One more thing... San Jose party scene is at El Pueblo. Get in a cab and just tell them El Pueblo... it is like a theme park of bars. hahaha. It's a gated area that is filled with tons of bars... kinda of like a mall, but for bars and some all night food stands. It has a bar for every scene.

So yeah... enjoy your trip!!

Review of The Hunger Games Trilogy

This is my new all time favorite series, second only to Harry Potter of course... a series which will never be dethroned. I have already read all three books twice. It is AMAZING!!! Literally the first time I read the books they made me sweat a little it was so intense. Each book can easily be read in a day, but the fast paced, epic story of Katniss Evergreen will soon become a classic. My Aunt even said that her daughter is reading it in class instead of 1984. I mean wow. It is already replacing 1984.

Now unlike The Book Thief, this series is not epic because of the writing. The writing is good enough, but nothing crazy special. It is the story that makes this book what it is. Kinda like Harry Potter. The story is imaginative, heart stopping excitement that goes from chapter one to the very end of all three books.

The story is set some time in the future where the government is corrupt and absolute, 1984 style. There is the capitol (or the government in a district) and then 12 outlying districts. Katniss, the maincharacter, lives in district 12, the poorest of the 12. Her district has regressed to basically a hunters and gatherers society. Her father was killed in an accident and so Katniss is forced to assume the provider role by hunting with a bow and arrow for her family (mother and little sister).

So years ago the districts tried to rebel against the capitol but failed and in order to remind the districts of the Capitols absolute power over them they have the Hunger Games. Every district has to contribute one boy and one girl between the ages of 12-18 via a draft and then all 24 contestants and thrown into an arena in a fight to the death.... half survivor style, half gladiator style. Oh and by the by, the Hunger Games is a reality show on national TV. Crazy right?!?

I can't really say more with out giving it away, but READ IT!!! Trust, you won't be disappointed.

Congrats to Lady Gaga's VMA appearance...

For one, her record breaking 13 nominations at the VMA's and then her 8 wins including Video of the Year. Her awesome acceptance speeches, what a doll! And finally for her epic outfits at the VMA's. She is an icon in every sense of the word. LOVE her!! LOVE LOVE LOVE her!!!

Holy CRAP! 10 year old vocal anomaly... WOW!

Tears... brought me to tears. Did that sound just come from that 10 year old girl?? Just wow. Wow. Truly amazing!

Review of The Book Thief by Marcus Zusak

Two words.... a MUST READ! With out a doubt some of the best writing I have ever come across. This book will most definitely be a classic. Taught in schools. Used as a model in creative writing classes. It is simply incredible.

The story is fairly simple. Set in Nazi Germany, kind of a typical World War II story about a girl who falls in love with books and how that love effects the lives of others during this reign of terror in Germany. The story is good, but not epic. What makes this book what it is... what will make it a classic masterpiece ... is the writing. The writing makes the story come alive. Makes you feel the story instead of merely reading it. Zusak is by far my new favorite author. He could write about the life of a potato and make it interesting. He sees the world through the eyes of a child using words as only children do. For example he uses the five senses in mixed up ways to describe something.... tasting music, staring at spoken words, touching fear, etc. You read some of the sentences in this book and think... there isn't possibly a better way to describe that.

Marcus Zusak is truly a master of words. He is a literary artist. The Michelangelo of the written world. A talent that will not ever be forgotten.

Here are a few samples of his phenomenal writing from The Book Thief: (There are so many more quotes I would like to add but will have to wait till I read it again... which will just be one in many during my life.)

"... and the music would look Liesel in the face."

"When she looked up the sky was crouching."

"The sky was dripping. Like a tap that a child has tried its hardest to turn off but hasn't quite managed.

"... the words were on their way, and when they arrived, Liesel would hold them in her hands like the clouds, and she would wring them out like rain."

"The sky was like soup, boiling and stirring. In some places it was burned. There were black crumbs and pepper, streaked across the redness."

"As the book quivred in her lap, the secret sat in her mouth. It made itself comfortable. It crossed it's legs."

"Her cold hands felt for her sleeves and a sentence dropped from her mouth. "He's not dead yet." The words landed on the table and positioned themselves in the middle. All three people looked at them."

"Grimy tears were loosened from children's eyes, and the smell of night breath, underarm sweat, and overworn clothes was stirred and stewed in what was now a cauldron swimming with humans."

"She didn't dare look up, but she could feel their frightened eyes hanging on to her as she hauled the words in and breathed them out. A voice played the notes inside her. This, it said, is your accordion."

"The book thief saw only the mechanics of the words - their bodies stranded on the paper, beaten down for her to walk on."

Best Yelp Review EVER!

My friend and I wanted the deets on this new club in Pleasanton so off to Yelp we went and found the best yelp review of ALL TIME! First of all this review was the authors only post on yelp implying that she (it was a she) left this bar with such a strong opinion that she had to share it with the east bay online community. Her words are not only HIGH-larious... but painted a fairly clear picture of the atmosphere and made my decision of whether to check out this bar's scene quick and painless. Here's the review....

"Yikes. They have a banner for their store front sign and then have the nerve to charge me a cover. Kind of a bad first impression but I figured why not. As I entered I found out why. My entry fee covered the entire construction cost. Home Depot must have had a sale. Buy black paint and we'll give you our ugliest green paint and some plastic trees for free. The sound system is non existent -- or should be. My ears, my ears!! Strict dress code outside but the same affliction meat heads inside. Grabbed, groped, gone. I was ready to go after I saw the whole place. Lucky for me that only took 3 minutes"

Epic. Genius. Comedy at it's finest. I pray this girl goes on to bless us with her reviews. LOVE IT!!!

Thinking of the Universe makes my tummy hurt

Seriously, I get this weird sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach whenever I think about the universe and how big it is. My brain starts hurting like I can't even conceive its vastness. Yep, there it goes again... stomach sinking... brain squeezing... lungs closing up. How can something really go on forever? But then again it would be just as weird to think that the universe has an end.

On the other hand, have you ever seen pictures from the hubble space telescope? Pretty awesome stuff. I try to look at the pics and just think of how pretty they are and not how big or how far away this stuff is.

Crazy Volcano Lightning

Lightning in an erupting volcano cloud? So cool!

Supplement to "Opportunities" post

"You can do whatever you want to do." "You can be whatever you want to be."

Those statements are always said with an implication that what one wants to do is achieve greatness, become filthy rich... become a big shot in one's industry, gain respect in the business world, etc. But what if what you want has nothing to do with success or riches. What if what you really want is to live in some remote town on the edge of the world and have some simple job like working in a restaurant or a bed and breakfast. What if what you do for a living has nothing to do with what you want from life, but simply a way to pay the bills. And what if money doesn't mean that much to you, what if quality of life is more important.

You know when I watch TV and see shows of really rich people living lavish lives, partying with famous people at all the top clubs, adorned in designer clothes and never worrying about where the money will come from for their next paycheck. I envy those people but I never watch with desire, wanting to have their lives. However when I see movies with people living on some beautiful countryside or buying a home in tuscany... or living in some beach house in a small community and working at a local store. That is when I sit at the edge of my seat and dream that I could live a life like that.

Of course none of that coincides with the "reach for the stars" or "land of opportunities" mentality that we are taught. You would be viewed as the under achiever who threw your life away. The one who could have achieved greatness but settled for normalcy. Whatever... better to be happy and looked down upon then miserable and admired. You know... just a thought.

Opportunities... Blessing or curse?

Everyone always thinks that opportunities are great, and they are. I mean opportunity implies something favorable, hence the definition:

op·por·tu·ni·ty [op-er-too-ni-tee, -tyoo-]
–noun, plural -ties.
1. an appropriate or favorable time or occasion: Their meeting afforded an opportunity to exchange views.
2. a situation or condition favorable for attainment of a goal.
3. a good position, chance, or prospect, as for advancement or success.

But what if opportunities in excess is not necessarily a good thing. Take my generation, we can be summed up as indecisive. We are getting married later in life. We are taking longer to get into our careers. We are moving back home after college, or traveling instead of entering the work force. We are working for a couple years only to find out we don't like the path we have chosen, but can't think of what it is we want to do... so we go to grad school to buy some time.

In some ways I think it is better to decide your life path later... but maybe that is because I am part of this undecisive and procrastinating generation. I would rather figure out the right path later then venture on the wrong one and figure it out too late. But that is me.

I believe it stems from having too many opportunities. We live in the land of opportunities and are brought up on the notion that we can do what ever we want to do. We can accomplish what ever we want to accomplish. And this is because we are 80's babies... born and raised during our countries best and most productive years.

But with that thought ingrained in us... "you can do whatever you want to do" ... makes our minds go crazy with the possibilities. So with the "can" part out of the way, now it is just "want". What do you want to do? I mean can ANYONE say what they want to do for the rest of their life at 22 years old. I mean there are literally millions of types of jobs. How am I to pick one and know that that is the one that would make me the most happy.

Past generations didn't have to think this way. It was more "what can I do to make the most money". That is a more obtainable goal in a job hunt. What job can I personally do that will make me the most money. Money is a number, it is tangible... it is one variable that is constant. Happiness or success, which is what we are dealing with, is a much flakier subject. It also always goes hand in hand with the "what ifs". Money-wise... you always know. If I take this job I will make this much money, and if I take this job I will make this much money. But you can't determine beforehand how happy a job will make you.

It might seem ungrateful and "please-feel-sorry-for-me" but it is kind of true. In one way my generation is extremely blessed. Most of us can literally do whatever we want. There are no constraints or limitations besides the ones we give our selves. But on the other hand it creates a new dilemma of indecisiveness. Like for example... arranged marriage. Now I don't think it is right, but when people have arranged marriages it takes the choice away. The decision is not up to you so you have to make due with what you get. And you work really hard to make it work. Those people are married their whole lives and are usually happy enough. Where now, you can marry whoever you want, and there is the notion of "the one" and "soul mates". And now people are getting married later or not at all and divorce rates have soared. Why? Partly because of opportunities. More opportunities for different mates and more opportunities to get out of a marriage.

Just saying... opportunities might not ALWAYS be a good thing.

Blankets have magical powers

On a hot summer night, do you ever sacrifice your comfort to keep your blanket covering your body, even though you are sweating into your sheets, because you feel unprotected without it? Like it's mere presence on your body provides some sort of shield from anything out there that might want to harm you. And you know, as you get older you allow one leg to drift out from underneath it's protective forces to help cool you down, because hey... your an adult now and are no longer scared of the dark right?

I know.. me too! (You might be thinking that as an adult you should be able to remove the blanket all the way in order to achieve a comfortable sleeping temperature, but this is not the case my friend. Even adults need protection too. Some things you don't quite grow out of.)

Rationally, I know that this is ridiculous. First of all there is probably nothing out there that is gonna "get me" and even if there was, not like a blanket, some cotton and feathers woven together, is going to deter it. Right? But for some reason, no matter what, I need my blanket covering me. I'll remain hot all night. I'll toss and turn. I'll go with out sleep. But I will not... I repeat NOT remove my comforter.

Maybe that is why they call it a "comforter". I have never really thought of it before this moment. But it truly does comfort me. And what is that about? A blanket can provide protection.... utter nonsense. I know this. And yet, I will continue to remain beneath the magical fortress of my bedspread, protected during the night from all evil. Laugh if you will, but I bet on the inside you are thinking "I know what you mean".

Gleeks take over the Emmys!

First of all Glee got jacked at the Emmy's. No offense to Modern Family, but Glee deserved the Emmy hands down. And they established that in the first 5 minutes of the show when they did their Glee inspired opening number... and it was a HIT!!

Nothing short of the most Inspiring animal EVER!!!

Book Covers

I'm not gonna lie... I do judge a book by its cover. Guilty as charged. I'd like to say that covers don't effect my decision, but they really do. I like books better if they have cool covers. You know, even the feel of the book effects my opinion of it. The material of the cover and the pages (I prefer the matte paperback covers over the shiny ones). The binding and the sound of the pages as you flip though the book. The crispness and cut of the pages. Yeah that all matters to me. I'll admit it... no shame here. Just the truth.

Of course, I'm not completely shallow, the story matters as well. But if that story is wrapped up in an aesthetically pleasing cover with nice crisp pages in a pretty font... so much better!

The Worst Insult Ever

Have you ever read 'I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell'? Well I haven't but I have heard a great deal about this book and I did read the customer reviews on the back cover of this book. They vary from talking about the author as a hero and saying that he is the most disgusting person alive. But one such quote caught my eye. It said something along the lines of ...

"I use to believe in God, but after reading this book I know He does not exist. Because no just and decent God would create a human being like you"

Wow. I mean ... WOW. Just let it sink in. I can think of no worse insult you can say about someone. My mere existence on this planet is valid proof for you that there isn't a God because I am such an abomination? Crap.

Usually when people change their mind about God or religion it is due to either obtaining new information about their religion, an alternate religion or science, or they go through some dramatic experience that effects their belief system. You know... something horrible happens in their life and they lose faith in God because God should have prevented it. Or even the opposite... a non-believer could experience something miraculous and see that as evidence of something greater... some supernatural entity that watches over us.

But never have I heard of the existence of a single human being causing the demise of one's faith. There is literally nothing worse you can say to someone other than "You are such a horrible example of a human being that I no longer believe in a God." Not I have lost my faith in humanity, which lets face it.. is a pretty fickle concept in many of our minds. There have been many moments in my life where I have lost and gained back my faith in humanity. Its a day by day theoretical battle. But I have lost faith in the possibility of a God? In the possibility of a supernatural force of good? In the possibility of a creator? Now that is a pretty intense insult.

All I have to say to the author of "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" is that this woman, who ever she may be, fully believed in a God whilst knowing of the existence of people such as Hitler, or Saddam Hussein or Stalin... people who have caused genocide and have gone down in history as some of the most evil human beings to ever exist. But still her faith remained intact. No, it wasn't them who made her question her beliefs. It wasn't them who shook the very foundation of her faith. It was YOU. You and your stupid book killed her belief in God. Now what do you have to say for yourself?!?

The eye

I was reading a book the other day that mentioned the eye as a prime example for how amazing and complex nature and biology are. It got me really thinking about this organ and I have to say, the eye is quite extraordinary and frankly a little weird. I mean it focuses according to distance, lets in different amounts of light, takes what is in front of us and shoots that information to the brain where we can register it and form an image. WHAT? Like really?...... weeeiiiirrrddd.

You can move your eye around in its socket to see in all different directions. You can see colors and details. You can see things close up and far away. Crazy pills! The human body is truly amazing, mind boggling... a perfect specimen in nature. Kinda makes me want to be a doctor just so I can study the body and know how everything works. So I can be like House... be able to hear symptoms and be like "oh this is what is wrong".

(side note: remember that human body exhibit... the one with the real human bodies showing all the intricate systems inside the body. The one where they removed everything from a body except the veins... in the tiny places it looked like netting so tiny I don't know how they achieved it. The one where they showed every organ, every muscle, every part of development... yeah that one. AMAZEBALLS!!!)

Review of Language of God by Francis S. Collins

Ok no offense to Francis S. Collins, but this book just isn't good. At least I was bored. Mostly because he didn't come up with anything new. I have read all this before and by more intuitive and enlightened authors such as Thomas Paine and C. S. Lewis. Even Dan Brown had a go around on Science and Faith coexisting harmoniously or even using science as evidence of a God in his book Angels and Demons. In fact the best parts of this books are quotes from other writers, of which there are many. His whole premiss for the existence of God is human's Moral Law. That section of the book was written like a high school paper on Lewis's books about moral law. It was like blah blah blah... Lewis quote... blah blah blah... Lewis quote... blah blah blah.

Not that I blame Collins. Lewis has a unique understanding of Christianity. One that is unparalleled by any other writer in my experience. He also is talented in explaining ideas, concepts, theories, questions, etc.... that have baffled all others, in a way that makes complete sense you then feel stupid to not have thought about it that way before.

My favorite Lewis quotes from Collin's book are:

"Creatures are not born with desires unless satisfaction for those desires exists. A baby feels hunger: well, there is such a thing as food. A duckling wants to swim: well, there is such a thing as water. Men feel sexual desire: well, there is such a thing as sex. If I find myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C. S. Lewis (referring to the universal longing for God among humans)

"But supposing God became a man- suppose our human nature which can suffer and die was amalgamated with God's nature in one person- then that person could help us. He could surrender His will, and suffer and die, because He was man; and He could do it perfectly because He was God. You and I can go through this process only if God does it in us; but God can do it only if He becomes man. Our attempts at this dying, just as our thinking can succeed only because it is a drop out of the ocean of His intelligence; but we cannot share God's dying unless God dies; and He cannot die except by being a man. That is the sense in which He pays our debt, and suffers for us what He Himself need not suffer at all" - C. S. Lewis (if you understand that your first go around I commend you)

"I am trying here to prevent anyone saying the really foolish thing that people often say about Him: "I'm ready to accept Jesus as a great moral teacher, but I don't accept His claim to be God." That is the one thing we must not say. A man who was merely a man and said the sort of things Jesus said would not be a great moral teacher. he would either be a lunatic- on a level with a man who says he is a poached egg- or else He would be the Devil of Hell. You must make your choice. Either this man was, and is, the Son of God: or else a madman or something worse. You can shut Him up for a fool, you can spit at Him and kill Him as a demon; or you can fall at His feet and call Him Lord and God. But let us not come with any patronizing nonsense about His being a great human teacher. He has not left that open to us. He did not intend to."

- C. S. Lewis

And the award for best vampires goes to....

THE VAMPIRE DIARIES!!!!

Sorry Twilight and your oh-so-terrible, make-me-cringe acting. Twilight is just a disaster all around. The books were never that good, but they were a nice guilty pleasure read which I can no longer enjoy. Now if I even try to read them all I see is Kristen Stewart's horrific performance. She really is the worst actress of all time!

Sorry Trueblood... where you are a pretty good show and in most ways a good adaptation of the book series, the casting of main character Sookie Stackhouse and her awful southern accent makes it a little hard for me to watch. Plus, while this is not your fault, since I have read the books the excitement of the series just isn't there for me. You can't have cliffhangers between episodes when the viewer knows what is going to happen.

Now, The Vampire Diaries have succeeded where these other two have failed. The casting is excellent and acting is spot on. These actors truly shine when portraying their alter characters. Specifically the lead lady. She plays both a normal human teenager as well as a vindictive vampire. Both her performances are fabulous.

Plus the characters are more intriguing then a wallowing helpless human girl in love with a troubled protective vampire. Blah blah blah. It's nice to see a couple that seems very in love, but where their entire life is not the other person. Each is strong individual. Plus the "evil brother" that you can't help but love adds so much to the plot line.

Each episode not only is entertaining but adds more to the story, gets you deeper into the characters and their relationships and leaves you wanting more. A true testament to a TV show is the level of excitement you feel after a week when you see the next new episode. Are you ok with just recording it and getting to it when you have some free time? Or do deal with the commercials because you are so excited you have to watch it in real time. The Vampire Diaries is a "real time" TV show for me. I can not wait for the next season to start!!! I think this and Glee are going to replace the void that Lost has left in me. Is it September yet??

Ancient Aliens

Confession: I spent a significant amount of my day watching the series Ancient Aliens on the history channel (one of my favorite channels on TV). Not that I really believe a lot of what they were saying... for instance that humans are in fact descendants of aliens, I mean come on... but it was all very interesting. Using history from basically every ancient culture around the world that at one time or another said they had visitors from the sky. The ancient societies that elongated their skulls (somewhere in Africa, Egypt and Peru) and made their skeletons look strangely similar to our current perception of an alien... very interesting... mostly that these societies came up with this idea separately.

One of my favorite parts was about the Money pit on an uninhibited island in Nova Scotia. Apparently there is some treasure at the bottom that we can't reach, and one of the theories is that it is an alien technology inside the Ark of the Covenant. Some of the other theories are pirate treasure, naval treasure, Marie Antoinette's jewels, treasure of the knights templar, or William Shakespeare's plays. I don't really know if I believe any of those theories but I do believe that something is down there and the want-to-be-treasure-hunter inside me really wants to know what it is. Hahaha.

The Four Agreements

I love books like these, because even if it is not your religion, they are more spiritual guides... they always have good advice. Usually they are all pretty much the same, as is with the case of The Four Agreements, but they explain it differently.

The first of the four agreements is "BE IMPECCABLE WITH YOUR WORD". Kind of a "love yourself" thing. Basically be without sin with your word. Kind of goes with Jesus's teaching of "love thy neighbor" or "do not judge". Comes with the understanding that what you say has a direct effect on yourself and your feelings. If you say harmful words you are indirectly harming yourself because the person you say them to will then use harmful words on you. And the same goes for words of love.

The second agreement is my personal favorite. It is "DON'T TAKE ANYTHING PERSONALLY". So true, and such a good way to go about life. This comes with the understanding that whatever anyone says to you is not really about you but about how they are feeling. That combined with the fact that you are the only person that can truly judge yourself or have an affect on how you feel... and if you think you are wonderful then you are and no one else's opinion matters.... then no matter what anyone says you shouldn't take it personally. If they tell you you are amazing... don't take it personally because that will just lead to the need of acceptance by other people. And if they tell you you are crap... don't take it personally, it isn't about you it is about how they are feeling. If someone is filled with love they will tell you good things about yourself, if they are filled with hate they will tell you bad things about yourself. Either way it is about them and not you. I think that if you are able to go through life with this agreement you would be a much happier person indeed... at peace really, and therefore just able to enjoy the gift of life.

The third agreement is "DON'T MAKE ASSUMPTIONS". Again a good thing to live by, this would eliminate misunderstandings which are the basis of most fights in my mind. My favorite part of this chapter was the way this agreement can effect your love life.

"Many make the assumption that "My love will change this person". But this is not true. Your love will not change anybody. If others change, it's because they want to change, not because you can change them. Then something happens between the two of you, and you get hurt. Suddenly you see what you didn't want to see before. We don't need to justify love. Real love is accepting other people the way they are without trying to change them. If we try to change them, this means we don't really like them. Of course, if you decide to live with someone, it is better to make that agreement with someone who is exactly they way you want him or her to be. Find someone whom you don't have to change at all. Also, that person must love you just the way you are, so he or she doesn't have to change you at all. If others feel they have to change you, that means they really don't love you they way you are."

Finally the fourth agreement is "ALWAYS DO YOUR BEST". This for me just means if you always do your best you will never have any regrets. And that is what I strive for in life, to live without regrets.

All in all The Four Agreements by Don Miguel Ruiz is an interesting book with a different take on some of the oldest spiritual teachings about how to live. Treat others how you would want to be treated. The ten commandments. Love thy neighbor. And now we have the Four Agreements. All are excellent ideas to live by and all will lead to a happier more enriched life.

Where the hell is matt??

I am in love with this video and this idea and this whole project... complete awesomeness!!! Funny how a simple 4 minute video can be so inspiring. Well done Matt.... well done!

Accents galore...

This video is kinda crazy... one chick doing 21 accents... and each one is dead on. If you get past the creepiness of this girl and just pay attention to the accents its pretty spectacular. I personally is impressed with the Cali accent, being a Cali girl myself. I didn't realize we had such a pronounce accent till I saw this video. Haha. She was missing the latin and asian accents, with those this video would be complete.

Freeway Etiquette 101

Hello kiddies, today we are having a lesson in driving etiquette on the freeway....

Rule #1: Cars in the lanes to the left move faster, hence the alias of the farthest lane to the left is the "fast lane".

Taking into consider rule #1, if you are driving at the same speed as the car to your right and there is light to zero traffic on the road then you should proceed to move to the lane on your right or increase your speed. If the car behind you is "riding your ass" or "tailgating" this is not because he/she likes to follow closely to the car infront of them, it is instead a not so sly way of saying "get the F out of the way". There are reasons freeways have multiple lanes and there are reasons for rule #1. Everyone has a speed they are comfortable driving at on the freeway, and it is understandable if someone prefers to go 60mph or 90mph. It is not my place to judge. All I'm saying is, conform to the freeway code. Don't get offended if someone wants to go faster then you. It is easier and safer for all drivers for the slower driver to move to the right then the faster driver passing people at high speeds. Plus it is just annoying.

Oh and PS. this rule specifically applies to the 5 freeway. 2 lanes and a million mile long in the middle of freaking no where. Yeah... slow drivers get to the right and let speedy gonzalez there pass you by and all will remain happy.

Lesson over. You are dismissed.

A Day in Florence

It's 6:30 and my alarm is going off. Usually this sound at this time is nails on a chalkboard for me, but for some reason my internal clock is different in Florence. The early hours of the morning are not torture to me. No snoozing or setting 3 alarms at 15 minute intervals. At the first buzz I am wide awake and raring to go.

After an hour I head down stairs to the streets of Florence. My apartment is on the other side of the river so I have a good 30 minute walk to school, a walk I now think back to and treasure. One of the million fresh fruit and vegetable stands lay one block from my apartment. Every morning I would purchase a piece of fruit there for my walk. Usually an apple.

Every day I crossed the Ponte Vecchio and admired the beautiful jewelry of the vendors. I walked along the cobble stone roads and felt transported back in time. Is it possible for a place to feel ancient and new and alive at the same time? If it is that is how Florence was for me. It felt like an old movie be played in the present.

I passed by street painters starting their chalk art for the day and street vendors laying out their products. I always stopped into this one cafe for my morning espresso. 1 euro per cup. And occasionally had a pastry if I felt like treating my self. Italian espresso is like heaven in a cup. The hot smooth drink just bursts with flavor in your mouth and warms your insides as it goes down. Italy was the starting point for my coffee addiction, something I still suffer from.

Then to class. I took Italian art history, one of the best classes I have ever taken. My teacher was this small, quarky German lady whose passion for art was extremely contagious. I could listen to her talk about a work of art for hours... and often did.

Today we learned about The David. The most famous sculpture of all time, and rightly so. Michelangelo's David is epic in every sense of the word. It began when a huge piece of marble that was meant for the construction of a church had a huge crack down the side, therefore rendering it useless. It was too big to move so they left it in the middle of the main piazza. Soon there after arose an unofficial competition among the local artists to see if anyone could actually create something out of this, excuse my language, piece of shit chunk of marble.

In walks Michelangelo and all his amazingness and he goes and carves the David out of it. The first publicly nude statue of the Renaissance and the first depiction of David before the fight. He was also carved during a period of time when Florence was being run by the powerful Medici family. They were never officially in power, but they ran the place and the republic had had enough. They adopted the David as their mascot, as their inspiration, as the symbol of their revolution... that in fact the powerless and seeming weak republic can overthrow the might of the Medici family just as David had defeated Goliath. The statue was an icon for decades.

After our history lesson, we took a trip to the Academia, where he is today. As I walked through the doors and gave my ticket to the attendant, I turned my eyes and saw him. I think I stopped breathing for a bit. Stood frozen to take everything in. There he was, at the end of this massive hall before me, smooth granite floors and the side walls lined with Michelangelo's unfinished slave sculptures almost acting as David's guards.

As I walked down the hall I could sense that the ceiling was maybe 30 feet high or more, probably decorated with paintings but I never knew. I only had eyes for him. He grew with every step I took till he stood towering over me. He must have been 40 feet tall. More massive then I had ever imagined. Backdropped by this dome with lights shinning down on him from all angles which only made him seem even more majestic. Everyone has seen pictures of him, but today I learned how sometimes a picture is not worth a thousand words. Words nor pictures could accurately portray the feeling of awe and humbleness that you get when in his presence.

The David is perfect. Every muscle, every detail. The rock in his hand and the concentration and thought behind his face, contemplating the task that lie before him. The smooth, white marble showing his strength and fragility at the same time. This statue is what art is all about. Never in my life have I been more taken aback by a piece of art. It is a sin of the deepest depths to make the journey to Florence and not visit him.

After class I took a walk through the town and found a nice little restaurant to eat at while admiring the Duomo. A perfect place to people watch and enjoy the gem of Florence. The world's largest free standing Dome. Again... awe.

I order a simple pizza, tomato, mozzarella and oregano. No matter how many meals I had in Italy I was always surprised by how much taste came from simple ingredients. Is there something in the soil or the water here that brings out the taste in the food? Every meal made you just sink into each bite and savor the flavor. I noticed I ate slower there as well... probably because I wanted the food to last forever.

Now time for my afternoon gelato. Mouth watering, stomach growling, eyes widening.. just thinking about it. Porque No? was hands down the best gelato in Florence. Today I decided on hazelnut. It just melts in your mouth releasing the yummy goodness that can only be described as Italian gelato. Italian gelato... need I say more.

At night my roommates and I would grab a bottle of wine and head to the Ponte Vecchio where a guy performed every night, delighting us with wonderful Italian music. It set the perfect mood as we enjoyed our Tuscan wine over the river and under the stars.... watching the tourists hustle about and gossiping about the hot Italian men.

What I wouldn't give to go back to that life.

Florence, I miss you and everything you had to offer me. We had an amazing love affair and I only hope we meet again soon and pick up where we left off. Thinking of you always, Your Gina

The shot heard round the world....

Goosebumps... this video gives me goosebumps. I freaking LOVE the USA!!! We are so totally awesome!! YES WE CAN go ALL THE WAY!!!!!! USA USA USA USA USA!!!

Just WOW!

12 year old boy covers Lady Gaga's Paparazzi... next Justin Beiber? In my opinion this kids talent tops the Beibs. So amazing!!

Avatar

I'm sorry, but Avatar got screwed by the Academy. I mean, come on. It is the highest grossing film of all time... there is a REASON it is the highest grossing film of all time and it deserves to be recognized for what it is. A GREAT film, by far, the best film of the year. It's like, just because it is a main stream hit it can't win an oscar. Just because it is a main stream hit it isn't all "artistic" like the indy films. Please it doesn't matter what the budget of the film is, the ending result is what matters and Avatar was leagues ahead of the Hurt Locker.

The biggest argument against Avatar is the story line, the fact that it is a mix between Pocahontas and Fern Gully. I say that that is just another reason that shows how great it is. How many people can take an old story and make it new and exciting. How many people can take an old, out done story and make it the highest grossing film of all time. I can think of only one and that is James Cameron.

Plus... he reinvented the film industry. Not only did he make an amazing beyond amazing film, but he invented a new camera, a new way to film movies.... a new form of technology. This type of advancement in the arts only comes along every once in awhile and he should be acknowledged for that accomplishment.

So I say here and now, even though it is late, that my oscar goes to AVATAR!!!! Congratulations to James Cameron... keep up the good work... for the viewers sake. Screw the academy! We are what matter! and we have spoken! Just look at the score board... the box office score board... #1 of ALL TIME: Avatar!

Clone?

Direct from perezhilton.com are these still comparing Gaga's amazing Bad Romance music video and Clonetina's new Not Myself Tonight video. Like really?? I mean I know Gaga is inspiring and a genius, but there is a line between inspiration and straight up copying. Come on Christina, rack your brain for a little originality and creativity. You can do it!

Power of Mother Nature

This a security video of the 7.0 earthquake that struck along the border of California and Mexico. So crazy!! Def shows you what it is like to be in an earthquake, to all you non californians. However, I also say to those who think we are crazy for living in California where there are so many earthquakes... they don't happen THAT often... and Cali has so much more to offer, it makes up for these terrifying experiences. (You have to wait till about the :45 sec mark for the earthquake to start)

Letter to Christina

Dear Christina Aguilera,

I know you were once pretty famous in the pop world. You were once the golden child with the awesome vocals. You were once rivals with Britney Spears. This I am sad to say is in the past for you. You are trying to make a comeback in a new world of music and to insult the current Queen of pop, Lady Gaga herself was a bad move. Lady Gaga is pure genius. She is just awesome and keeps getting better! She has broken record after record. She continues to come out with chart-topping songs and innovative music videos, like her video for Bad Romance which is now the number one watched video on youtube of ALL TIME!! Her performances are epic! Every one of them. And her style is one of a kind.

So, when someone compares you to her... feel blessed... feel gracious.... feel immensely thankful that someone could think you on the same level as Miss Gaga. Cause in my opinion you are not. You were never as good as Britney (though you might have a better voice) and you certainly are not as good as Gaga. And I am sorry to say, you never will be.

Also... honey... if you want people to stop comparing you to Gaga, then by all means get your own fashion style. I saw the still from your new music video on Perez, and he is right... you stole Gaga's exact outfit! Use your brain woman! Plus... you can't pull that off like Gaga can.

Signed,

Devoted to Gaga

Tipping

Over the weekend I discussed the topic of tipping with a group of people at my hostel. I understand that our tipping in the states has gotten a little out of control, and that it is not like that anywhere else in the world. But it comes down to one point... that is how we do it in the states... it is our culture to tip someone who provides a service for us. Servers, bartenders, cab drivers, tour guides, hair stylist... we tip them all... and we tip them good! Deal with it!

When you travel to a different country you abide by their cultural standards, even if you don't agree with them. It is only polite. When I travel, no matter what their culture states or what their laws are, I follow them... it is your duty as a traveler.

So I say this to you foreigners traveling to the states, and even Americans who have never worked in the service industry. Leave a good tip. Give the server the benefit of the doubt. They work hard. Obviously if the service is terrible there is no obligation. But think about it this way... there is a standard tip... about 18% (at least in California). If you give the server a 18% tip it will make them very happy... if you give them just $1 more... it will make their day! But then if you give them less than the standard it will ruin their day, make them feel like they did something wrong, like they gave you bad service, like they are bad at their job, like they are bad at life. So when you leave a tip think about this... "What is one more dollar to me when it can significantly improve someone else's day?" Spread some joy people! Make the world a little bit happier for someone else! And you in turn will feel better :)

MLIA favs

Seriously one of my favorite websites... mylifeisaverage.com is genius! The best is reading these posts about average people and the mundane things they do and think... yup me too! hahaha. Here are some of my favorite MLIA posts I have come across:

Yesterday, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me, and today I stayed home from school to avoid him. I just got a call from my mom. Apparently, my friend's mom told her that my friend got suspended for shoving my ex's face into hot chili at lunch. I knew we were best friends for a reason. MLIA

Today when I was doing a little cleaning around the house (because my mom made me) I saw two crows like the ones from that Windex commercial, so I decided to spray the window to get it as clean as I could and then hung a piece of toast in front of it. After five minutes of waiting for one of the birds to crash into the window and laugh hysterically, my brother walked through the back door to the gate and yelled "YO, a piece of toast!!" he then proceeded to run high speed toward the toast and crash square into the window. I peed my pants for two hours afterwards. MLIA

Today, I realised that when I rEaD tExT lIkE tHiS, the voice inside my head fluctuates constantly from yelling to speaking normally. MLIA.

Today I was reading MLIA, one was averaged 2011 times. I averaged it to 2012 and the power went out. I screamed. MLIA

Last night, I was really hot in bed, so I took one leg out of the covers. Then I got scared because it was too dark and my leg felt unprotected from somthing hiding under my bed. So I put it back under the blankets. MLIA

I grew up in a college town, and one Halloween our doorbell rang and we opened the door expecting to see trickortreater—but what was in front of our open door—was another door! Like, a full-on wooden door, that had a sign that said “Please knock.” So we did, and the door swung open to reveal a bunch of college dudes dressed as really old grandmothers, curlers in their hair, etc, who proceeded to coo over our “costumes” and tell us we were “such cute trick or treaters!” One even pinched my cheek. Then THEY gave US candy, closed their door, picked it up and walked to the next house. MLIA

Today, I saw a commercial for the Snuggie. I thought it was stupid idea but I couldn't change the channel because I was under a blanket and I didn't want my arms to get cold. MLIA

Today, I was in a store pretending to be a mannequin. I saw a little girl running around as her mom tried to leave, yelling, "I haven't said goodbye to everyone!" She proceeded to run down the line of mannequins, hugging them all. When she got to me, I hugged her back. I've never heard anyone scream so hard. MLIA

Today, I realized that if all those "Find Out Who's Creepin On Your Profile" apps work, I'm screwed. MLIA

Today at school I leaned back in my chair and it made a farting noise. I casually did it again so everybody would know it was the chair. MLIA

Today, as I was waiting on line at a store, I noticed the cashier had a British accent. When it was my turn, I faked a British accent in conversation. He asked me where I was from, so I admitted that I was faking. His British accent disappeared as he said, "Me too." MLIA

Today, my mom told me to clean my room because the cleaning lady is coming tomorrow. I'm still confused. MLIA

Today I was driving by the lake and I saw a Jeep full of guys pass me. They were hanging out the windows and the sunroof, paddling with canoe paddles, and singing "Just Around the Riverbend" from Pocahontas. It easily may have been the coolest thing I've seen, ever. MLIA

Today , I went to the new Harry Potter movie with a friend . At the part where Dumbledore died , a man close to the front row yelled "NO!" and ran out the emergency exit door . It made my day . MLIA.

Today, I posted a creative status on facebook and proceeded to sign on and off of facebook to see if anyone commented on it. No one did. MLIA

Today, I was waiting for my order to be ready at the Chinese restraunt nearby. It was pretty quiet in there. Then all of the sudden, I hear "Bitch, you don't know my life!" I turned around to see a young black girl reading a fortune cookie. Made my day. MLIA

Missing Malaika

Oh how I miss these kids... hoping I will one day get to see their beautiful faces once again.

Glee fever!

Ok at first I admit, I was totally turned off from this show because there are scenes that hurt they are so cheesy and embarrassing. Mostly the ones where Mr. Shue dances. They should take those out. But after a friend bought the entire first season on DVD and we had a Glee marathon I am officially addicted. I have a confession: I wish I was in the Glee Club! hahaha. If only I could sing and dance, and it wasn't a tv show.

And now, since my dream of being a glee cluber will never be realized, I just rock out at my desk to Glee songs.